Timekeeping Enduros
Since 1972
October 3
DOUBLE DOG DARE ENDURO
Across Trona Road from Wagon Wheel
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly Results
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While you wait for the riding season to pick up again in the fall, here are some vintage TWMC Ghost Rider Enduro videos for you to watch. Who do you recognize?
June 6-7
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
TWMC Timekeeper Enduro
Potluck: 6:00 PM
The GBU Crew will be cooking Tri-tip!
You bring the sides, salads, and deserts!
No Saturday Events!
All Riders Ride Sunday!
Location: 34.484555, -116.827502
Johnson Valley OHV
Camp Rock Road to Cambria/Astral
Slight Right, then Slight Left
Stay on main road to end of road
TWMC Dusty Tortoise: The Mullet of Enduros
Results
The sun came up angry over the TWMC camp last weekend, and by mid-morning the desert was cooking riders like a forgotten hot dog in a gas station cafe. But heat or no heat, the first-ever Dusty Tortoise Enduro rolled into town with enough twists and turns to make you forget your camelback was boiling on your back.
The masterminds behind the madness — Stefan, Robbie, and Farshid — cooked up a slick little enduro. Mother’s Day kept attendance lighter than usual, but the reduced crowd only made the whole thing feel more like a giant family ride with trophies attached.
Saturday had the usual TWMC flavor. Kids ran wild around camp, dads disappeared into the hills for “just one more loop,” and the bench racing started before noon and never really stopped. Riders poked around the trails in the area before the heat settled in like a wool blanket fresh from the dryer, while at the potluck the club made sure the moms in attendance got flowers for putting up with a bunch of dirt bikers disappearing into the desert all weekend. Smart move by the club, because there’s no check point tougher than an angry wife on Mother’s Day.
By nightfall the riders were done watching Supercross and were hunched over roll charts like Cold War codebreakers trying to figure out where the Tortoise crew planned to stick the traps.
Sunday morning answered that question immediately.
The opening two loops were pure business. Tight turns, sneaky little transitions, and enough 12 mph sections to make riders stare at their computers harder than the trail itself. This wasn’t one of those “pin it and pray” enduros. You had to stay sharp every second. Look down too long, drift mentally for half a heartbeat, and suddenly you were burning a check while your buddies laughed about it at the next reset.
Then the course changed personalities.
Once the speeds picked up in the second half, the Dusty Tortoise transformed into a full-blown desert groove machine. The trail started flowing corner to corner with the kind of rhythm that made riders forget they were racing at all. It danced through the hills smoother than a Dizzy Gillespie trumpet solo at midnight. The Dusty Tortoise turned out to be the mullet of TWMC enduros: business up front, party in the back.
Still, don’t mistake the Tortoise crew for a bunch of sun-baked desert goons tossing checks into random bushes. These guys got downright sophisticated with their placements. The checks were hidden in the kind of crafty little spots that made riders question both their line choices and their odometers.
Even hotshot Jake B — who continued his Overall win streak — couldn’t escape untouched, hammering in with 23 seconds of penalty. Tony K grabbed third Overall and top Expert honors, while Jim B topped the Amateur ranks and reminded everybody where Jake probably learned all those winning habits.
Tim M had himself a heater in Senior Expert, stuffing his rivals back into the tool box for the day. Nick C snagged the Novice win while his old man stayed back in camp flipping burgers for the club — proof that some heroes carry trophies while others carry spatulas.
Meanwhile Randy L and Andre B rolled into wins in the Legends and Super Senior classes with a combination of talent, persistence, and the beautiful racing truth that sometimes half the battle is simply showing up!
One of the coolest sights came in Novice X, where young guns Luke B and Anthony D battled through the loop with all the determination of factory riders and about one-tenth the horsepower. Both kids rode their hearts out, but the slightly more seasoned Luke took the win after a gritty ride in the desert furnace.
When the dust finally settled and the scorecards were added up, the verdict was clear: the Dusty Tortoise crew knocked it out of the park. Tight turns, smart trails, and enough flowing terrain to make riders talk about it long after. Not bad for a first run.
JUST IN!
DUSTY TORTOISE
ROUTE SHEETS AND ROLL CHARTS
Available Below:
Roll Chart
Route Sheet
KEY TIME CHANGE TO
8:00 AM
May 9-10
Dusty Tortoise Enduro
Brought to you by the Butze and Behshid families
Potluck Theme: “Regular Potluck”
Location: Trona and Searles Station Road - Arrowed
Interested in joining us for the inaugural Dusty Tortoise Enduro or have questions? Email us at: twmcsecretary@gmail.com
42nd Keg Run Results
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Five Seconds Short of Perfect:
The Ride That Stole the Show
The desert clock rolled back 42 years last weekend as Training Wheels MC lit the fuse on another classic Keg Run at Wagon Wheel OHV—and if you’ve ever twisted a throttle, you know that kind of history doesn’t just happen. It’s built, one dusty mile at a time, by the kind of folks who think a good day ends with sore hands, an emptied cooler, and a story worth sharing.
Saturday kicked off with a scene straight out of a Norman Rockwell painting—if Rockwell had a thing for 300s and smelly boots. Jackie M, the longtime ringleader of the club’s Easter festivities (we’re talking a 30-year streak), once again turned the little ones loose on egg relays, hunts, and a surprise cameo from the Easter Bunny himself. But as the sun dipped low and the potluck plates piled high, Jackie dropped the news: she’s hanging up the bunny ears. Bittersweet? You bet. But in true Moore family fashion, Whitney is already geared up to grab the torch and keep the tradition alive. That’s how legacies work in the desert.
With the kids sugared up, it wasn’t long before engines fired and riders scattered across Wagon Wheel’s rocky playground. The Juniors lined up at one, where Maddy B put on a clinic and took top honors. Over on their shortened loop, Beginners and Sports got their taste of the terrain—hardpack, rocks, and just enough sneaky checks to keep things interesting. Andrew D handled business in the Beginner class, while Tu N capitalized on an open door in Sport to edge out Karen P for the win.
Then came the moment everyone was waiting for: the ceremonial tapping of the keg. And just like that, it was game on. Word around the campfire is that keg went dry quicker than a wide-open CR500 with a leaky petcock. Tequila made a few questionable appearances—because nothing says “race prep” like bad decisions in a plastic cup—and by the time the stars came out, the pits were alive with bench racing, last-minute wrenching, and the occasional early shutdown from riders who wisely (or not) called it a night.
Sunday? That’s when the gloves came off.
All weekend, Thomas had been beating the drum about how brutal the course would be—whispers of carnage, rumors of Experts being barred from the Master special “for their own survival.” Heavy stuff. Enough to make a few riders sweat before key time. But once the dust settled and the miles clicked by, it became clear: maybe there was a little head game mixed in with the hype.
Don’t get it twisted—the course delivered. Tight, technical, rock-strewn nastiness that smashed knuckles, chewed up boots, and reminded everyone why the Keg Run has the reputation it does. But it also flowed. It had rhythm. The kind of layout that keeps you interested without completely breaking your spirit. And the checks? Oh, they were pure enduro trickery. Tim and Roy went full chess-master mode, laying traps that weren’t just hard to find—they were harder to scrub clean, even when you knew they were coming.
The name of the game was simple: stay on your minute or pay the price. Most riders? They paid. Big time. But a select few kept it together.
Cody D rode a smart race, shadowing Expert Alexis—who was having a banner day until the final special test bit back—and parlayed that into an Amateur class win. Up front, Hayden B was in a league of his own, the only Expert to keep it zeroed all day and take the overall with authority.
Further back, it was a survival match. Novices and Super Seniors bled minutes like a stuck pig in the rocks, but Nick C and Shawn H managed the damage better than the rest, each grabbing their class wins the hard way.
Close racing? Oh yeah, there was plenty of that. In Legends, Jay B and Rod M went bar-to-bar all day, with Jay sneaking out the win by a razor-thin 12 seconds. But the real showdown came in Senior Expert, where Kip W and Dean B finished dead even on points. Same score, same grind—but Kip sealed the deal by being cleaner on the final check, sending Dean to second by the slimmest margin possible. That’s enduro racing, folks—precision over horsepower.
And then there was Jake B.
This guy was on a heater. A perfect ride deep into the day, threading rocks, dodging disaster, and looking untouchable—until the final check, where Tim and Roy reached out and clipped him for five measly seconds. Five! The only blemish on an otherwise flawless card. While the rest of the field was getting chewed up and spit out, Jake kept it cool, calm, and ridiculously consistent. Call it skill, call it focus… or maybe just a little desert voodoo working overtime.
When the dust settled, one thing was crystal clear: after 42 years, the crew behind the Keg Run hasn’t lost a step. If anything, they’ve got it dialed tighter than ever.
Next stop? The Dusty Tortoise Enduro, courtesy of Stephan, Robbie, and Farshid. Circle the dates—May 9th and 10th—and get ready to do it all over again. See you all there!
TWMC Proudly Presents
Round 4
2026 Timekeeper Enduro Series
Date: April 18-19
Location: Wagon Wheel OHV
Finisher Award: Beanies!
Potluck Theme: TBA
Eberzberg Rodeo Results
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Sand, Rocks, and Hugs:
The Eberzberg Rodeo Enduro
The Training Wheels Motorcycle Club rolled into North Spangler OHV last weekend and turned a beautiful spring weekend into something that looked like a cross between a trail ride, a prize fight, and a group therapy session. The 2026 Eberzberg Rodeo Enduro had everything—wild flowers popping up through the sand, crisp mornings that made your fingers numb on the bars, warm afternoons that had riders peeling off layers, and enough twists and turns in the trail to tie your brain in knots.
And then there were the hugs.
Yes, hugs.
After a course that zig-zagged through every flavor of sand Spangler could dish out - deep sand, loose sand, rocky sand, sandy rocks, uphill sand - run at speeds that could politely be described as “optimistic,” riders were finishing the event with emotions running high. Some, like Daniel D, were overheard saying the ride was so good they felt compelled to give Trail Boss Matt E a hug. Others were just looking for someone – anyone – to hug after the course had rearranged their pride, their arms, and possibly their handlebars.
One group that didn’t need any consolation hugs was the Z-Team.
Expert John Z returned to the enduro wars after a long layoff and showed up riding like a guy who definitely hadn’t been sitting on the couch demolishing a family-size bag of potato chips. John only dropped a minute on the third loop and posted the best Expert ride through the final special test, a rock-stuffed gully that looked like Mother Nature had dumped a truckload of bowling balls into a ditch just to see what would happen. John picked his way up the gully clean, beating a few Masters on time for good measure, and rolled into the finish grinning like a guy who’d just found traction where nobody else could.
But the real Z-Team hero of the weekend was Neveah Z.
Neveah kept the girl-power momentum rolling by taking the Novice X win. The Novice X and Legends tackled a two-loop course that conveniently included most of the sandiest, most leg-burning parts of the layout. Neveah dropped just one second all day, tying Daniel S on time, but the tie-breaker tipped the scales her way and handed her the win. Not bad for a day spent surfing sand that could swallow small motorcycles whole.
Over in the Legend class, Randy L climbed aboard his vintage KTM and rode it like the calendar said 1975 again. Randy edged out Jeff P for the win by a slim ten seconds, proving once again that experience (rumor has it he is AMA number 000002), and maybe a little stubbornness, still counts for something when the trail turns ugly.
The Senior Expert class looked like the usual Tim M versus Rick S cage match… until Kip W quietly slipped in and stole the show. While Tim and Rick were busy scrapping it out and dropping four and five minutes between them trying to decide who would finish second and third, Kip simply kept the throttle steady and the mistakes to a minimum. The result? A smooth ride and the win with only two minutes dropped all day. Kip may have just introduced a brand-new plot twist into the long-running Tim and Rick saga. At least those two can hug it out afterward.
The Amateur class delivered one of the tightest finishes of the weekend. It all came down to the final special test where Edward F and Ian M went bar-to-bar with the clock. The last test was brutally fast, and Edward kept his cool, dropping just one minute while Ian lost two. That single minute sealed the win and showed that Edward is getting the hang of the mysterious black art known as timekeeping enduro riding.
In the Green Bar classes, the father-and-son combo of Rick and Jacob G continued their family domination tour. Rick took the Super Senior win while Jacob grabbed the Novice class again. Jacob proved to be the quicker man through the sand and turns, dropping just two minutes compared to Rick’s seven. It’s the classic fatherly dilemma: proud that your kid is fast… but also realizing he’s now officially faster than you.
Then there was the Master class, the guys who ride like the trail owes them money.
While Experts and even a few Masters were launching their bikes, dropping them in the final gully, or pausing mid-gully to reconsider their life choices, Brent B and Jeff S Jr. rolled into the check looking cool and relaxed, asking each other, “When does this thing get tough?” Jeff S took the win over Brent, while Brett - well, nobody is exactly sure what Brett was doing. He came into the special test at least a minute early and appeared to employ an old soccer strategy of dramatically “taking a fall” in the gully to scrub time. Unfortunately, he took just a little too long picking the bike back up and gave away a few too many seconds. The act might have been too convincing - there was a lot of huffing and puffing involved.
Saturday racing saw Anthony D and Steph S round out the results with wins in the Beginner and Sport classes. Solid rides all around.
But the racing wasn’t the only competition heating up in camp.
Saturday evening’s chili cookoff drew over 15 pots of steaming goodness, and in a shocking upset Sam M knocked longtime chili legend Tony K off his throne. Rumor has it Sam heard the club had already picked up Tony’s favorite prize—an Amazon gift card—and decided she could put it to better use. She cooked up a batch that flat-out knocked the socks off everyone and walked away with the win.
After a chili-filled evening, a campfire reboot of Blazing Saddles, and a Sunday enduro that left some riders feeling like they deserved a cold beer, and others feeling like they needed a hug, the Training Wheels Motorcycle Club once again proved they know how to crank the fun knob all the way up to 11.
Next stop: the 42nd Keg Run in April.
Bring your bike, bring your appetite… and maybe bring a hug.
Eberzberg Rodeo
Roll Charts and Route Sheets Below:
Route Sheet
Roll Chart
Roll Chart W/O Speed
Remember the Time Change Saturday Evening!!
Turn off Trona Road Exactly 4 miles North of Wagon Wheel
Bring your best Chili for the cookoff at 6 PM Saturday Evening
TWMC Presents
The Eberzberg Rodeo
March 7 and 8
North Spangler
Location:
35.638053, -117.479742
Four Miles North of Wagon Wheel
Arrows from Trona Road to camp
Saturday Events:
Signups 10-12
Junior 1 PM
Sport/Beginner 2PM
Potluck: 6 PM
General Meeting after Potluck
Potluck Theme - CHILI COOKOFF
Bring your best chili to compete OR
Bring a salad or chili themed side
Sunday
Signups 7 -8:30
Rider’s Meeting 8:30
Key Time 9:00
For more information and
to join us:
Contact us at
TWMCSecretary@gmail.com
MACHO WOMAN
Results HERE
History gets roosted at the 2026 TWMC Macho Man Enduro
History is a heavy thing to carry, especially when you’re lugging it over 54 years of desert dust. But this past weekend at the 2026 TWMC Macho Man Enduro, the history books didn’t just get a new chapter—they got a complete overhaul. In a club where the overall trophies usually go to the guys with the thickest wrist hair, Alexis E. did the unthinkable: she took the Overall win, becoming the first woman to ever top the charts in over half a century of Training Wheels competition.
And before you think this was some cupcake trail ride with ribbon laid out like a Sunday stroll—forget it. Trail Boss Brett and his cheerful crew went out and stitched together a ribbon line through terrain that clearly has anger management issues. Tight. Rocky. Relentless. Four-plus hours of single track that didn’t offer so much as a polite suggestion of a place to sit down.
There were weird 180-degree switchbacks that felt like you were trying to lasso your own rear fender. Special tests that pushed the speed limit. Trick sections with hidden checks meant to scare riders into riding straight. And Alexis? She lined up on Minute 2 and just went to work.
Up ahead on Minute 1 was Thomas M, twisting the throttle and trying to make space. After the dust settled, Thomas said,
“Every time I looked back, she was right there. I kept thinking I was late or something was wrong with my bike. I’d try to shake her, but she’d still be on my tail.”
But enduros aren't just about twisting the grip; they're about the "thinking" game.
That’s where it got surgical. When it came time to roll into the checks, Alexis didn’t panic. She didn’t rush. She didn’t burn a check trying to prove something. She rode smart—calculated, patient, cool as a dog in the shade. The result? A razor-thin 20-second score on the day. That’s five seconds better than Matt E and six up on Thomas M.
Overall. Against the Masters. On a brute of a course.
That’s not a headline—that’s a statement.
Senior Experts: The Grudge Match Continues
If you want monthly drama without an Orange County House Wife, park yourself at the top of the Senior Expert results sheet. Tim M and Rick S are at it again.
Month after month, these two trade seconds like kids trade Pokemon. This round went to Tim by a skin-of-your-teeth three seconds. Three! That’s the time it takes to sneeze in your helmet and wonder where it went.
If they keep this up, we’re going to need popcorn at the final round.
Amateur Hour (In the Best Way Possible)
Jim flat-out ran away with the Amateur class win. Behind him, Amateur newcomer Logan R and veteran Maurice D each dropped four minutes.
Now here’s the kicker: Logan did it with a broken ICO.
That’s like trying to run timekeeping with a sundial and a guess. Amateur timekeeping is confusing enough when everything works. Logan was riding on instinct and optimism—and somehow only dropped four. That’s either talent, stubbornness, or divine intervention. We’re leaning toward all three.
The G-Family Sweep
Rick G and Jacob G decided to keep it in the family, sweeping the Green Bar class. Rick handled business in Super Senior while Jacob grabbed the Novice win. Nothing like loading two trophies into the same truck and arguing about who rode better.
Meanwhile, Dan S went out and nailed a perfect score in the one-loop Novice X class—then slung a camera over his shoulder and went back into the desert to take pictures of everyone. If you haven’t checked his Instagram, @dans_photography2023, and bought a photo yet, do it. If not for art, then for proof that you once looked like a certified bad dude (or dudette) on a motorcycle.
Saturday Shenanigans
Saturday brought the Beginner and Junior races. Newcomer Colt B knocked off the regulars for the Beginner win—never a bad way to introduce yourself. And Malia K followed in Grandpa Rick S’s tire tracks to grab the Junior trophy. Racing genes are apparently a real thing.
Off the bike? Valentine’s-themed potluck. Photo booth. Supercross on the big screen. Bench racing around the fire. Beverages in hand. Deep philosophical discussions about why you’re “not that out of shape” even though your riding pants say otherwise.
Training Wheels has always been more than just trail arrows and time checks. It’s the whole package—friends, firelight, throttle therapy, and the occasional history-making ride.
This time, history wore braids under a helmet and cleaned everyone’s clock.
Nice work, Alexis. The Macho Man just got a little more interesting.
Macho Man Roll Charts and Route Sheets
Available Below
ROLL CHART
ROUTE SHEET
ROLL CHART W/0 SPEED
February 14 & 15
Macho Man Enduro
New Camp, New Dirt, Same Old Fun
New camp area. New terrain. Brand-new single-track. Same great Trail Boss pulling the strings.
February 14–15, the TWMC crew is shaking things up for a familiar classic. Brett and his crew of trail-cutters have been out there doing the hard labor—mapping and plotting enduro tests that flow when you’re on it and bite when you’re not. Expect ribbon that snakes, climbs that sting, and single-track that rewards throttle control and punishes hesitation.
It’s Valentine’s weekend, so bring a dish for the potluck, bring your sweetheart if they’re brave, and most importantly bring your A-game—because the trail isn’t bringing flowers. You’re going to earn every mile, and you’ll love every minute of it.
2026 Broken Resolutions Results
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NEW YEAR, NEW TERRAIN, SAME GREAT RACING!
A new season kicked off for the Training Wheels Motorcycle Club, and it felt like one of those rare opening rounds where everything actually worked. A fresh camping area turned into a solid home base, new faces rolled in to see what timekeeping is all about, and the early sparks of rivalries lit up as riders bumped into new classes and new competition.
Then there was Asher.
Known for hammering riders through nasty rock piles, Asher flipped the script this time. Forget endless rocks—this course flowed. And it flowed fast.
The layout served up a smart mix: tight, slow rock sections to keep riders honest, a couple of motocross-style twists and turns to test bike setup, and wide-open desert where twisting the throttle felt mandatory. It was a course that welcomed newcomers without turning the day into a survival test—and it still had enough bite to keep the veterans on edge.
With the terrain less brutal, the racing got razor-thin.
Beginner, Sport, Legends, Super Senior, Novice, Expert, and Master all ended up separated by 30 seconds or less—sometimes much less. Steph S and Luke B took wins in Sport and Beginner, while Legend Jay B edged Rod M to kick off his season in style. Dick C grabbed the Super Senior victory—because some things simply refuse to change. Tim M nearly stole a win but came up just three seconds short against District 36’s Andres R.
Jason H steamrolled the Novice class, capitalizing on the gap left by newly promoted Amateur Logan R. In Amateur, Jim B opened strong, holding off Hannah R. Meanwhile, Jackson R, new to Novice X, rode like a man on a mission and claimed his first Sunday victory with laser focus.
EXPERT CLASS: A NEW KING?
With last season’s dominant Robbie B moving up, the Expert class entered the year wide open. The question on everyone’s lips: Who’s next?
Alex K answered first.
Locked in a pressure-cooker duel with Bob S, Alex pulled off a clutch win by just nine seconds. The final split turned into a winner-take-all showdown—Bob entered with a one-second edge, but Alex found another gear through the only truly nasty section of the day, clawing back the lead and sealing the deal by 10 seconds.
That split? No joke.
Riders dropped down stepped waterfall ledges, tiptoed across off-camber slick rock, and clawed up awkward, greasy hills before rejoining the main course. Thankfully, Asher skipped a time check at the split exit, giving riders a chance to regroup and get back on time before the final check.
MASTER CLASS: A PHOTO FINISH FOR THE AGES
If there was one class that delivered pure drama, it was Master.
Matt E rolled into the finish feeling confident—17 seconds on the day and a likely podium. Then Brent B rolled in with even more swagger and a jaw-dropping 12-second timecard. You could practically hear him rearranging the trophy shelf in his head.
Then Jake showed up.
11 seconds.
Just when everyone thought the story was written, the deep, throaty bark of Thomas’ factory Kawasaki echoed through the trees. He came in hot—wide open, over the crest, hard on the brakes, rear wheel skipping sideways. Sitting back, muscling the bike straight, he scrubbed into the check like a factory pro.
10 seconds.
The win. The overall. And one of the closest finishes you’ll ever see—an incredible ride from the son of a GOAT, delivered with style, speed, and nerves of steel.