Timekeeping Enduros
Since 1972
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly Results
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While you wait for the riding season to pick up again in the fall, here are some vintage TWMC Ghost Rider Enduro videos for you to watch. Who do you recognize?
June 6-7
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
TWMC Timekeeper Enduro
Potluck: 6:00 PM
The GBU Crew will be cooking Tri-tip!
You bring the sides, salads, and deserts!
No Saturday Events!
All Riders Ride Sunday!
Location: 34.484555, -116.827502
Johnson Valley OHV
Camp Rock Road to Cambria/Astral
Slight Right, then Slight Left
Stay on main road to end of road
TWMC Dusty Tortoise: The Mullet of Enduros
Results
The sun came up angry over the TWMC camp last weekend, and by mid-morning the desert was cooking riders like a forgotten hot dog in a gas station cafe. But heat or no heat, the first-ever Dusty Tortoise Enduro rolled into town with enough twists and turns to make you forget your camelback was boiling on your back.
The masterminds behind the madness — Stefan, Robbie, and Farshid — cooked up a slick little enduro. Mother’s Day kept attendance lighter than usual, but the reduced crowd only made the whole thing feel more like a giant family ride with trophies attached.
Saturday had the usual TWMC flavor. Kids ran wild around camp, dads disappeared into the hills for “just one more loop,” and the bench racing started before noon and never really stopped. Riders poked around the trails in the area before the heat settled in like a wool blanket fresh from the dryer, while at the potluck the club made sure the moms in attendance got flowers for putting up with a bunch of dirt bikers disappearing into the desert all weekend. Smart move by the club, because there’s no check point tougher than an angry wife on Mother’s Day.
By nightfall the riders were done watching Supercross and were hunched over roll charts like Cold War codebreakers trying to figure out where the Tortoise crew planned to stick the traps.
Sunday morning answered that question immediately.
The opening two loops were pure business. Tight turns, sneaky little transitions, and enough 12 mph sections to make riders stare at their computers harder than the trail itself. This wasn’t one of those “pin it and pray” enduros. You had to stay sharp every second. Look down too long, drift mentally for half a heartbeat, and suddenly you were burning a check while your buddies laughed about it at the next reset.
Then the course changed personalities.
Once the speeds picked up in the second half, the Dusty Tortoise transformed into a full-blown desert groove machine. The trail started flowing corner to corner with the kind of rhythm that made riders forget they were racing at all. It danced through the hills smoother than a Dizzy Gillespie trumpet solo at midnight. The Dusty Tortoise turned out to be the mullet of TWMC enduros: business up front, party in the back.
Still, don’t mistake the Tortoise crew for a bunch of sun-baked desert goons tossing checks into random bushes. These guys got downright sophisticated with their placements. The checks were hidden in the kind of crafty little spots that made riders question both their line choices and their odometers.
Even hotshot Jake B — who continued his Overall win streak — couldn’t escape untouched, hammering in with 23 seconds of penalty. Tony K grabbed third Overall and top Expert honors, while Jim B topped the Amateur ranks and reminded everybody where Jake probably learned all those winning habits.
Tim M had himself a heater in Senior Expert, stuffing his rivals back into the tool box for the day. Nick C snagged the Novice win while his old man stayed back in camp flipping burgers for the club — proof that some heroes carry trophies while others carry spatulas.
Meanwhile Randy L and Andre B rolled into wins in the Legends and Super Senior classes with a combination of talent, persistence, and the beautiful racing truth that sometimes half the battle is simply showing up!
One of the coolest sights came in Novice X, where young guns Luke B and Anthony D battled through the loop with all the determination of factory riders and about one-tenth the horsepower. Both kids rode their hearts out, but the slightly more seasoned Luke took the win after a gritty ride in the desert furnace.
When the dust finally settled and the scorecards were added up, the verdict was clear: the Dusty Tortoise crew knocked it out of the park. Tight turns, smart trails, and enough flowing terrain to make riders talk about it long after. Not bad for a first run.
JUST IN!
DUSTY TORTOISE
ROUTE SHEETS AND ROLL CHARTS
Available Below:
Roll Chart
Route Sheet
KEY TIME CHANGE TO
8:00 AM
May 9-10
Dusty Tortoise Enduro
Brought to you by the Butze and Behshid families
Potluck Theme: “Regular Potluck”
Location: Trona and Searles Station Road - Arrowed
Interested in joining us for the inaugural Dusty Tortoise Enduro or have questions? Email us at: twmcsecretary@gmail.com
42nd Keg Run Results
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Five Seconds Short of Perfect:
The Ride That Stole the Show
The desert clock rolled back 42 years last weekend as Training Wheels MC lit the fuse on another classic Keg Run at Wagon Wheel OHV—and if you’ve ever twisted a throttle, you know that kind of history doesn’t just happen. It’s built, one dusty mile at a time, by the kind of folks who think a good day ends with sore hands, an emptied cooler, and a story worth sharing.
Saturday kicked off with a scene straight out of a Norman Rockwell painting—if Rockwell had a thing for 300s and smelly boots. Jackie M, the longtime ringleader of the club’s Easter festivities (we’re talking a 30-year streak), once again turned the little ones loose on egg relays, hunts, and a surprise cameo from the Easter Bunny himself. But as the sun dipped low and the potluck plates piled high, Jackie dropped the news: she’s hanging up the bunny ears. Bittersweet? You bet. But in true Moore family fashion, Whitney is already geared up to grab the torch and keep the tradition alive. That’s how legacies work in the desert.
With the kids sugared up, it wasn’t long before engines fired and riders scattered across Wagon Wheel’s rocky playground. The Juniors lined up at one, where Maddy B put on a clinic and took top honors. Over on their shortened loop, Beginners and Sports got their taste of the terrain—hardpack, rocks, and just enough sneaky checks to keep things interesting. Andrew D handled business in the Beginner class, while Tu N capitalized on an open door in Sport to edge out Karen P for the win.
Then came the moment everyone was waiting for: the ceremonial tapping of the keg. And just like that, it was game on. Word around the campfire is that keg went dry quicker than a wide-open CR500 with a leaky petcock. Tequila made a few questionable appearances—because nothing says “race prep” like bad decisions in a plastic cup—and by the time the stars came out, the pits were alive with bench racing, last-minute wrenching, and the occasional early shutdown from riders who wisely (or not) called it a night.
Sunday? That’s when the gloves came off.
All weekend, Thomas had been beating the drum about how brutal the course would be—whispers of carnage, rumors of Experts being barred from the Master special “for their own survival.” Heavy stuff. Enough to make a few riders sweat before key time. But once the dust settled and the miles clicked by, it became clear: maybe there was a little head game mixed in with the hype.
Don’t get it twisted—the course delivered. Tight, technical, rock-strewn nastiness that smashed knuckles, chewed up boots, and reminded everyone why the Keg Run has the reputation it does. But it also flowed. It had rhythm. The kind of layout that keeps you interested without completely breaking your spirit. And the checks? Oh, they were pure enduro trickery. Tim and Roy went full chess-master mode, laying traps that weren’t just hard to find—they were harder to scrub clean, even when you knew they were coming.
The name of the game was simple: stay on your minute or pay the price. Most riders? They paid. Big time. But a select few kept it together.
Cody D rode a smart race, shadowing Expert Alexis—who was having a banner day until the final special test bit back—and parlayed that into an Amateur class win. Up front, Hayden B was in a league of his own, the only Expert to keep it zeroed all day and take the overall with authority.
Further back, it was a survival match. Novices and Super Seniors bled minutes like a stuck pig in the rocks, but Nick C and Shawn H managed the damage better than the rest, each grabbing their class wins the hard way.
Close racing? Oh yeah, there was plenty of that. In Legends, Jay B and Rod M went bar-to-bar all day, with Jay sneaking out the win by a razor-thin 12 seconds. But the real showdown came in Senior Expert, where Kip W and Dean B finished dead even on points. Same score, same grind—but Kip sealed the deal by being cleaner on the final check, sending Dean to second by the slimmest margin possible. That’s enduro racing, folks—precision over horsepower.
And then there was Jake B.
This guy was on a heater. A perfect ride deep into the day, threading rocks, dodging disaster, and looking untouchable—until the final check, where Tim and Roy reached out and clipped him for five measly seconds. Five! The only blemish on an otherwise flawless card. While the rest of the field was getting chewed up and spit out, Jake kept it cool, calm, and ridiculously consistent. Call it skill, call it focus… or maybe just a little desert voodoo working overtime.
When the dust settled, one thing was crystal clear: after 42 years, the crew behind the Keg Run hasn’t lost a step. If anything, they’ve got it dialed tighter than ever.
Next stop? The Dusty Tortoise Enduro, courtesy of Stephan, Robbie, and Farshid. Circle the dates—May 9th and 10th—and get ready to do it all over again. See you all there!
TWMC Proudly Presents
Round 4
2026 Timekeeper Enduro Series
Date: April 18-19
Location: Wagon Wheel OHV
Finisher Award: Beanies!
Potluck Theme: TBA
Eberzberg Rodeo Results
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Sand, Rocks, and Hugs:
The Eberzberg Rodeo Enduro
The Training Wheels Motorcycle Club rolled into North Spangler OHV last weekend and turned a beautiful spring weekend into something that looked like a cross between a trail ride, a prize fight, and a group therapy session. The 2026 Eberzberg Rodeo Enduro had everything—wild flowers popping up through the sand, crisp mornings that made your fingers numb on the bars, warm afternoons that had riders peeling off layers, and enough twists and turns in the trail to tie your brain in knots.
And then there were the hugs.
Yes, hugs.
After a course that zig-zagged through every flavor of sand Spangler could dish out - deep sand, loose sand, rocky sand, sandy rocks, uphill sand - run at speeds that could politely be described as “optimistic,” riders were finishing the event with emotions running high. Some, like Daniel D, were overheard saying the ride was so good they felt compelled to give Trail Boss Matt E a hug. Others were just looking for someone – anyone – to hug after the course had rearranged their pride, their arms, and possibly their handlebars.
One group that didn’t need any consolation hugs was the Z-Team.
Expert John Z returned to the enduro wars after a long layoff and showed up riding like a guy who definitely hadn’t been sitting on the couch demolishing a family-size bag of potato chips. John only dropped a minute on the third loop and posted the best Expert ride through the final special test, a rock-stuffed gully that looked like Mother Nature had dumped a truckload of bowling balls into a ditch just to see what would happen. John picked his way up the gully clean, beating a few Masters on time for good measure, and rolled into the finish grinning like a guy who’d just found traction where nobody else could.
But the real Z-Team hero of the weekend was Neveah Z.
Neveah kept the girl-power momentum rolling by taking the Novice X win. The Novice X and Legends tackled a two-loop course that conveniently included most of the sandiest, most leg-burning parts of the layout. Neveah dropped just one second all day, tying Daniel S on time, but the tie-breaker tipped the scales her way and handed her the win. Not bad for a day spent surfing sand that could swallow small motorcycles whole.
Over in the Legend class, Randy L climbed aboard his vintage KTM and rode it like the calendar said 1975 again. Randy edged out Jeff P for the win by a slim ten seconds, proving once again that experience (rumor has it he is AMA number 000002), and maybe a little stubbornness, still counts for something when the trail turns ugly.
The Senior Expert class looked like the usual Tim M versus Rick S cage match… until Kip W quietly slipped in and stole the show. While Tim and Rick were busy scrapping it out and dropping four and five minutes between them trying to decide who would finish second and third, Kip simply kept the throttle steady and the mistakes to a minimum. The result? A smooth ride and the win with only two minutes dropped all day. Kip may have just introduced a brand-new plot twist into the long-running Tim and Rick saga. At least those two can hug it out afterward.
The Amateur class delivered one of the tightest finishes of the weekend. It all came down to the final special test where Edward F and Ian M went bar-to-bar with the clock. The last test was brutally fast, and Edward kept his cool, dropping just one minute while Ian lost two. That single minute sealed the win and showed that Edward is getting the hang of the mysterious black art known as timekeeping enduro riding.
In the Green Bar classes, the father-and-son combo of Rick and Jacob G continued their family domination tour. Rick took the Super Senior win while Jacob grabbed the Novice class again. Jacob proved to be the quicker man through the sand and turns, dropping just two minutes compared to Rick’s seven. It’s the classic fatherly dilemma: proud that your kid is fast… but also realizing he’s now officially faster than you.
Then there was the Master class, the guys who ride like the trail owes them money.
While Experts and even a few Masters were launching their bikes, dropping them in the final gully, or pausing mid-gully to reconsider their life choices, Brent B and Jeff S Jr. rolled into the check looking cool and relaxed, asking each other, “When does this thing get tough?” Jeff S took the win over Brent, while Brett - well, nobody is exactly sure what Brett was doing. He came into the special test at least a minute early and appeared to employ an old soccer strategy of dramatically “taking a fall” in the gully to scrub time. Unfortunately, he took just a little too long picking the bike back up and gave away a few too many seconds. The act might have been too convincing - there was a lot of huffing and puffing involved.
Saturday racing saw Anthony D and Steph S round out the results with wins in the Beginner and Sport classes. Solid rides all around.
But the racing wasn’t the only competition heating up in camp.
Saturday evening’s chili cookoff drew over 15 pots of steaming goodness, and in a shocking upset Sam M knocked longtime chili legend Tony K off his throne. Rumor has it Sam heard the club had already picked up Tony’s favorite prize—an Amazon gift card—and decided she could put it to better use. She cooked up a batch that flat-out knocked the socks off everyone and walked away with the win.
After a chili-filled evening, a campfire reboot of Blazing Saddles, and a Sunday enduro that left some riders feeling like they deserved a cold beer, and others feeling like they needed a hug, the Training Wheels Motorcycle Club once again proved they know how to crank the fun knob all the way up to 11.
Next stop: the 42nd Keg Run in April.
Bring your bike, bring your appetite… and maybe bring a hug.
Eberzberg Rodeo
Roll Charts and Route Sheets Below:
Route Sheet
Roll Chart
Roll Chart W/O Speed
Remember the Time Change Saturday Evening!!
Turn off Trona Road Exactly 4 miles North of Wagon Wheel
Bring your best Chili for the cookoff at 6 PM Saturday Evening
TWMC Presents
The Eberzberg Rodeo
March 7 and 8
North Spangler
Location:
35.638053, -117.479742
Four Miles North of Wagon Wheel
Arrows from Trona Road to camp
Saturday Events:
Signups 10-12
Junior 1 PM
Sport/Beginner 2PM
Potluck: 6 PM
General Meeting after Potluck
Potluck Theme - CHILI COOKOFF
Bring your best chili to compete OR
Bring a salad or chili themed side
Sunday
Signups 7 -8:30
Rider’s Meeting 8:30
Key Time 9:00
For more information and
to join us:
Contact us at
TWMCSecretary@gmail.com
MACHO WOMAN
Results HERE
History gets roosted at the 2026 TWMC Macho Man Enduro
History is a heavy thing to carry, especially when you’re lugging it over 54 years of desert dust. But this past weekend at the 2026 TWMC Macho Man Enduro, the history books didn’t just get a new chapter—they got a complete overhaul. In a club where the overall trophies usually go to the guys with the thickest wrist hair, Alexis E. did the unthinkable: she took the Overall win, becoming the first woman to ever top the charts in over half a century of Training Wheels competition.
And before you think this was some cupcake trail ride with ribbon laid out like a Sunday stroll—forget it. Trail Boss Brett and his cheerful crew went out and stitched together a ribbon line through terrain that clearly has anger management issues. Tight. Rocky. Relentless. Four-plus hours of single track that didn’t offer so much as a polite suggestion of a place to sit down.
There were weird 180-degree switchbacks that felt like you were trying to lasso your own rear fender. Special tests that pushed the speed limit. Trick sections with hidden checks meant to scare riders into riding straight. And Alexis? She lined up on Minute 2 and just went to work.
Up ahead on Minute 1 was Thomas M, twisting the throttle and trying to make space. After the dust settled, Thomas said,
“Every time I looked back, she was right there. I kept thinking I was late or something was wrong with my bike. I’d try to shake her, but she’d still be on my tail.”
But enduros aren't just about twisting the grip; they're about the "thinking" game.
That’s where it got surgical. When it came time to roll into the checks, Alexis didn’t panic. She didn’t rush. She didn’t burn a check trying to prove something. She rode smart—calculated, patient, cool as a dog in the shade. The result? A razor-thin 20-second score on the day. That’s five seconds better than Matt E and six up on Thomas M.
Overall. Against the Masters. On a brute of a course.
That’s not a headline—that’s a statement.
Senior Experts: The Grudge Match Continues
If you want monthly drama without an Orange County House Wife, park yourself at the top of the Senior Expert results sheet. Tim M and Rick S are at it again.
Month after month, these two trade seconds like kids trade Pokemon. This round went to Tim by a skin-of-your-teeth three seconds. Three! That’s the time it takes to sneeze in your helmet and wonder where it went.
If they keep this up, we’re going to need popcorn at the final round.
Amateur Hour (In the Best Way Possible)
Jim flat-out ran away with the Amateur class win. Behind him, Amateur newcomer Logan R and veteran Maurice D each dropped four minutes.
Now here’s the kicker: Logan did it with a broken ICO.
That’s like trying to run timekeeping with a sundial and a guess. Amateur timekeeping is confusing enough when everything works. Logan was riding on instinct and optimism—and somehow only dropped four. That’s either talent, stubbornness, or divine intervention. We’re leaning toward all three.
The G-Family Sweep
Rick G and Jacob G decided to keep it in the family, sweeping the Green Bar class. Rick handled business in Super Senior while Jacob grabbed the Novice win. Nothing like loading two trophies into the same truck and arguing about who rode better.
Meanwhile, Dan S went out and nailed a perfect score in the one-loop Novice X class—then slung a camera over his shoulder and went back into the desert to take pictures of everyone. If you haven’t checked his Instagram, @dans_photography2023, and bought a photo yet, do it. If not for art, then for proof that you once looked like a certified bad dude (or dudette) on a motorcycle.
Saturday Shenanigans
Saturday brought the Beginner and Junior races. Newcomer Colt B knocked off the regulars for the Beginner win—never a bad way to introduce yourself. And Malia K followed in Grandpa Rick S’s tire tracks to grab the Junior trophy. Racing genes are apparently a real thing.
Off the bike? Valentine’s-themed potluck. Photo booth. Supercross on the big screen. Bench racing around the fire. Beverages in hand. Deep philosophical discussions about why you’re “not that out of shape” even though your riding pants say otherwise.
Training Wheels has always been more than just trail arrows and time checks. It’s the whole package—friends, firelight, throttle therapy, and the occasional history-making ride.
This time, history wore braids under a helmet and cleaned everyone’s clock.
Nice work, Alexis. The Macho Man just got a little more interesting.
Macho Man Roll Charts and Route Sheets
Available Below
ROLL CHART
ROUTE SHEET
ROLL CHART W/0 SPEED
February 14 & 15
Macho Man Enduro
New Camp, New Dirt, Same Old Fun
New camp area. New terrain. Brand-new single-track. Same great Trail Boss pulling the strings.
February 14–15, the TWMC crew is shaking things up for a familiar classic. Brett and his crew of trail-cutters have been out there doing the hard labor—mapping and plotting enduro tests that flow when you’re on it and bite when you’re not. Expect ribbon that snakes, climbs that sting, and single-track that rewards throttle control and punishes hesitation.
It’s Valentine’s weekend, so bring a dish for the potluck, bring your sweetheart if they’re brave, and most importantly bring your A-game—because the trail isn’t bringing flowers. You’re going to earn every mile, and you’ll love every minute of it.
2026 Broken Resolutions Results
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NEW YEAR, NEW TERRAIN, SAME GREAT RACING!
A new season kicked off for the Training Wheels Motorcycle Club, and it felt like one of those rare opening rounds where everything actually worked. A fresh camping area turned into a solid home base, new faces rolled in to see what timekeeping is all about, and the early sparks of rivalries lit up as riders bumped into new classes and new competition.
Then there was Asher.
Known for hammering riders through nasty rock piles, Asher flipped the script this time. Forget endless rocks—this course flowed. And it flowed fast.
The layout served up a smart mix: tight, slow rock sections to keep riders honest, a couple of motocross-style twists and turns to test bike setup, and wide-open desert where twisting the throttle felt mandatory. It was a course that welcomed newcomers without turning the day into a survival test—and it still had enough bite to keep the veterans on edge.
With the terrain less brutal, the racing got razor-thin.
Beginner, Sport, Legends, Super Senior, Novice, Expert, and Master all ended up separated by 30 seconds or less—sometimes much less. Steph S and Luke B took wins in Sport and Beginner, while Legend Jay B edged Rod M to kick off his season in style. Dick C grabbed the Super Senior victory—because some things simply refuse to change. Tim M nearly stole a win but came up just three seconds short against District 36’s Andres R.
Jason H steamrolled the Novice class, capitalizing on the gap left by newly promoted Amateur Logan R. In Amateur, Jim B opened strong, holding off Hannah R. Meanwhile, Jackson R, new to Novice X, rode like a man on a mission and claimed his first Sunday victory with laser focus.
EXPERT CLASS: A NEW KING?
With last season’s dominant Robbie B moving up, the Expert class entered the year wide open. The question on everyone’s lips: Who’s next?
Alex K answered first.
Locked in a pressure-cooker duel with Bob S, Alex pulled off a clutch win by just nine seconds. The final split turned into a winner-take-all showdown—Bob entered with a one-second edge, but Alex found another gear through the only truly nasty section of the day, clawing back the lead and sealing the deal by 10 seconds.
That split? No joke.
Riders dropped down stepped waterfall ledges, tiptoed across off-camber slick rock, and clawed up awkward, greasy hills before rejoining the main course. Thankfully, Asher skipped a time check at the split exit, giving riders a chance to regroup and get back on time before the final check.
MASTER CLASS: A PHOTO FINISH FOR THE AGES
If there was one class that delivered pure drama, it was Master.
Matt E rolled into the finish feeling confident—17 seconds on the day and a likely podium. Then Brent B rolled in with even more swagger and a jaw-dropping 12-second timecard. You could practically hear him rearranging the trophy shelf in his head.
Then Jake showed up.
11 seconds.
Just when everyone thought the story was written, the deep, throaty bark of Thomas’ factory Kawasaki echoed through the trees. He came in hot—wide open, over the crest, hard on the brakes, rear wheel skipping sideways. Sitting back, muscling the bike straight, he scrubbed into the check like a factory pro.
10 seconds.
The win. The overall. And one of the closest finishes you’ll ever see—an incredible ride from the son of a GOAT, delivered with style, speed, and nerves of steel.
Broken Resolutions
Roll Charts
Route Sheet
Roll Chart W/O Speeds
2026 Broken Resolutions Enduro
January 24-25, 2026
Milford Road, Spangler OHV
35.60234, -117.53956
January 24-25, Training Wheels MC kicks off its 2026 season with the
9th Annual Broken Resolutions Enduro!
Come out and take part in all the activities and events we have planned!
Bad Santa Results are in!
RESULTS
TURNS
If you thought you’d already met every kind of turn a human could carve on two knobby tires, TWMC’s Bad Santa Jeff S was more than happy to prove you wrong. The man served up turns like a short-order cook on a Sunday brunch rush. Rocky turns, sandy turns, turns that climbed, turns that dropped, turns that tried to spit you off the high side, and turns so flat they made a lake bed look crowned. Bermed wonders, rut-traps, greasy skidders, hair-trigger throttle-twisters, and those dainty little tip-toe flickers that make you dream of the ballet.
And just when you thought the dictionary of direction-changes was full, Jeff unleashed a new one: the rolling-right-turn-off-camber-with-rolling-rocks-into-a-step-down-drop. If you rode it, you remember it. If you don’t recall, you probably still woke up in a cold sweat Monday morning. All this lunacy went down at the final round of the 2025 Training Wheels MC Timekeeping Enduro Championship, tucked into the gnarly hills of Hodge Road near Barstow.
Saturday night brought back the legendary tent, and with it the club’s patented potluck-and-raffle extravaganza. Kids got their annual dose of cheer from Santa, families turned their tables into festive real estate, and Rick and Maurice once again played the roles of delightful raffle elves. Big winners this year were Rod and Anna, and—somehow—Thomas, who wasn’t even there. Word is he might have mailed in his raffle tickets to the ladies running the show. Normally that’s a one-way ticket to Disqualification City, but the club let it slide on account of him recruiting a brand-new member. I guess babies make raffle ladies do crazy things.
As for the Saturday Beginner/Sport event… well, let’s just say it wasn’t exactly a gentle course. Riders had to tackle the same 2.5 miles of rocky, twisty, bone-shaking terrain the big kids ran—then cap it off with the final mile back to camp. Anyone who finished probably strutted around afterward like they had just soloed the Baja 1000, and honestly? Fair enough.
Luke B snagged the Beginner win and his shiny new Number 1 plate for the year. In Sport Class, Karen P had already locked up the championship before her front wheel even hit the dirt, so losing to Mia J was more of a polite courtesy than a crisis. And in the Junior Class, young ripper Xander M hauled home the hardware like a champ.
Sunday rolled in with that crisp “did someone leave the icebox open?” desert breeze, and with it came the last showdown of the season. In the Super Senior class, Dick C decided he’d had quite enough of suspense and went ahead and sealed the deal—winning the day and the championship over runner-up Stephan B. Dick didn’t just luck into glory, either. The guy showed up to every single round, rode like a man who still remembers when bikes came with choke knobs, and picked off three wins along the way. Consistency: it ain’t glamorous, but it beats the heck out of sitting on the couch.
Over in the Amateur class, things were spicier than a bowl of gas-station chili. Hannah R and Dave P came into the weekend so close you could’ve measured the gap with a machinist’s gauge. If Hannah had taken the win and Dave had slipped to third or worse, she’d have walked away with the plate. But Dave cracked his knuckles, muttered something about “not today,” and rode like a man being chased by a repo agent after his shiny new truck. He took the Sunday win and the 2025 Amateur Championship by sheer force of will (and maybe a little terror).
Things weren’t any calmer in Senior Expert, where Rick S and the club GOAT, Tim M, spent the year swapping wins like trading cards. Tim started slow, caught fire mid-season, then watched Rick slip past him down the stretch. Must be that CrossFit insanity Rick subjects himself to—apparently flipping tractor tires and jumping onto boxes really does make you faster in an enduro.
Speaking of domination, the Sandbagger of the Year trophy—if we ever print one—belongs to none other than Logan R. The kid absolutely flattened the Novice class. Sure, he missed an event. Sure, he somehow managed a horrifying second-place finish in May. But aside from that blemish, he mopped the floor with everyone. Over 300 points ahead of the pack. If he keeps this up, we may have to invent the Sandbagger of the Decade award, complete with a golden shovel.
In the Expert class, Robbie B spent the season auditioning for Master class status whether he intended to or not. Winning eight of nine rounds tends to draw attention. With Sunday’s win, the club’s basically got no choice but to stamp “MOVE ME UP” on his forehead.
And then there’s the big enchilada—the Overall. Brett R snagged that honor after wrapping up his Master Class Championship at the infamous Lazy Lizard rain-out, where the scoring averages turned into a statistical hostage situation and effectively locked everyone else out. It also didn’t help that Jake and Thomas decided to skip Bad Santa entirely due to “having babies.” Yes, congratulations, gentlemen—tiny humans are wonderful—but maybe next time schedule life events around the race calendar, huh?
In the end, the Bad Santa Enduro capped the season the way all great TWMC events do: with full bellies, tall tales around the fire, good-natured trash talk, and a Sunday course that whooped us all like delinquent minibike riders.
See you next month at Asher’s Broken Resolutions Enduro, where we’ll once again vow to ride smoother, crash less, and possibly even show up on time. No promises.
Bad Santa
Roll Charts and Route Sheets are available!
Route Sheet
Roll Chart
Roll Chart W/O Speeds
Remember to bring a gift for the Raffle Table!
Santa will visit 4:30 Saturday. Bring a gift for your young one and put it under the tree.
Table Decorating begins Saturday Afternoon.
Kid’s Crafts in the big tent at 11:00 Saturday.
Potluck at 6:00
A-K —> Main Dish and Salad
L-M —> Main Dish and Sides
N-Z —> Main Dish and Deserts
2025 Training Wheels MC
Bad Santa Timekeeping Enduro
An event so big, we needed two fliers!
Brought to you by Bad Santa Jeff and his Little Elf Buddy, Jeff
Location: Hodge Road, Barstow
Saturday
Signups: 10 AM to Noon
Kids’ Crafts: 11:00 AM in the tent
Junior Enduro: 1:00 PM
Beginner Enduro: 2:00 PM
Santa Visit: 4:30 - Bring a wrapped gift to put under the tree for your little one!
Table Decorating: Afternoon-ish
Potluck: 6:00 PM - See flyer for what to bring!
General Meeting: 6:30 ish
Raffle: After General Meeting
Raffle tickets are $20 for 25 tickets
Sunday
Signups: 7:00 AM
Rider’s Meeting: 8:30 AM
Key Time: 9:00 AM
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We look forward to seeing you!
“The Day the Lazy Turkey Tried to Swim”
If you’ve spent any time in the enduro world, you know the universe has a sick sense of humor. One minute you’re ready to conquer the desert like Johnny Campbell . . . and the next minute your Husky 501 decides to fry its stator right there on the start line. Nothing like the smell of electrical failure with your morning coffee. Ask me how I know.
And then there’s the eternal curse of signing up behind That Guy. You know the one. The single-track slug. The rider who plants himself in front of you like a boulder with handlebars. If the trail is tight and the clock is ticking, Fate always sticks him in front of you. If Lady Luck had hands, she’d slap those guys. Hard.
Anyway, this past weekend? The fates weren’t just messing with us—they were amused. The Norns up in Valhalla must’ve been leaning over their loom cackling like witches.
FRIDAY: The weather gave us just enough sporadic drizzle to make sure nobody actually got to enjoy themselves. Just wet enough to keep the bikes on their kickstands - too wet to ride, not wet enough to be interesting. Mother Nature must’ve been bored.
SATURDAY: The forecast—normally about as reliable as a factory KTM shock—swore up and down that the rain would hold off until late morning. So naturally, around breakfast time, the sky dumped everything it had. Mist. Sheets. Sideways. Deluge. If someone had said frogs were falling, we’d have believed them. By noon, the camp looked like a failed civil engineering project—rivulets, channels, and enough standing water to qualify as wetlands.
But then the dirt bike gods threw us a bone: potluck time. The clouds parted, the rain quit, and we enjoyed a superb evening of Thanksgiving cuisine. After a full day of rain, the dinner lightened our spirits and made us think things would be all right with the universe after all. After the meeting, most people racked out early, dreaming of Sunday’s promised hero dirt.
SUNDAY MORNING: Perfection. Dry. Cool. Trails begging to be shredded into oblivion. The scent of burning premix drifted through camp like high-octane incense. Dry-weather cards were handed out. Check workers packed dry-weather gear. Morale was high. Spirits were soaring. People were practically hugging each other.
Then… Fortune cackled.
A few clouds rolled in during the riders’ meeting, but we shrugged. Forecast said sunshine all day. Forecasts never lie, right?
We should’ve known.
At about 9:02—just long enough for everyone to commit to the trail—the heavens absolutely opened up. Rain. Hard rain. The kind of rain that makes you wonder if you should’ve brought pontoons instead of knobbies.
Some riders loved it. Brett R., for one, claimed he was ripping wheelies out of every corner “like some kind of enduro superhero.” Naturally, nobody actually witnessed this alleged display of godlike prowess, but hey—it's enduro. A confident retelling is as good as evidence.
Unfortunately, Mother Nature wasn’t done with the practical jokes. The main creek through the mud pots started rising faster than the price of gas. Check workers couldn’t get to their posts. Ruts got so deep you could park a Winnebago in them. Eventually, the only sane move was to call the event. Popular? Absolutely not. Correct? Absolutely.
And because the time cards by then resembled a stack of drowned lasagna noodles, the club decided the only fair move was to award everyone worker points—an average-of-your-finishes freebie just for showing up and braving the aquatic apocalypse.
Not heroic. Not glamorous. But folks, that’s enduro. Some days you race the course. Some days you race the weather. And some days the weather just laughs and hands you your helmet full of rainwater.
November 15-16, 2025
The Penultimate Round of
TWMC’s Enduro
Series
THE LAZY TURKEY ENDURO
ROUTE SHEETS AND ROLL CHARTS BELOW:
Brought to you by the Bishop Family
Location: Searles Station Road
Saturday
10:00 Christmas Planning Committee - Eberhardt Trailer
10:00 - 12:00 Signups
1:00 Junior
2:00 Beginner/Sport
5:00 Potluck
General Meeting After Potluck!
Sunday
7:00 Signups Open
8:30 Rider’s Meeting
9:00 Key Time
With only two events left in the year, things are heating up in the points battles!
While Brett Ribeneck carries a 63 point lead in the Master class, there is less than 60 points between 2nd and 4th place.
Dave Patt now holds the top Amateur spot with his second place finish at the Outlaw Enduro, and the top four in that class are separated by a mere 60 points.
In Senior Expert, Rick Samuelson is leading the G.O.A.T. Tim Moore by just 10 points!
Matthew Reiter has taken the top Novice-X spot from Daniel Surmon and holds a narrow 25 point lead.
It looks like Madison and Reign are going to take it down to the wire in the Junior class where Madison holds a 30 point advantage.
In some not so close battles, Robbie Butze and Logan Roe are putting a whoopin' on the Expert and Novice classes respectively. What's that, move 'em up?
If you would like to join us, send us an email at
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2025 Outlaw Enduro Results are in!!
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Outlaws, Enduros, and Old-School Grit: Desert Mayhem with the Bandit Bunch
Well folks, I said it last year and I’ll say it again louder for the riders in the back—those Outlaw hombres are one peculiar posse. This year, they once again picked a primo patch of desert for the campout, then promptly setup their camp on the most lumpy, off-camber chunk of real estate they could find. Classic move. These cats made us ditch the digital crutches and go full analog, but tossed us some slick red stickers for our glorified paperweights anyway. They warned us it’d be a grind, then dialed back the speeds so we could have an easier day. And get this — they even cooked up chow and hand-delivered it like desert angels in dusty boots. Underneath those crusty exteriors? Might be a bunch of soft-hearted trail huggers.
Saturday: Singletrack Smackdown
Saturday’s shindig was a blast from the past. Riders ripped out to the legendary Checker’s Car and back on a tight two-mile ribbon of singletrack. Some were still fumbling with the voodoo of enduro timekeeping, but a few were starting to look like stopwatch superheroes. Luke B was dialed—he nailed the terrain and punched in on time for another notch on his season belt. With Jackson R sidelined by the sick bug, Luke leapfrogged into the Beginner class lead.
In the Sport class, Karen P proved she’s got future superstar written all over her, edging out her rivals. Over in Juniors, Reign W and Madison B locked horns and ended up sharing the top step of the podium. After the potluck, the mini-moto bandits went trick-or-treating through the desert camp, capping off a day of dust, candy, and glory.
Sunday: The Enduro Gauntlet
Sunday’s enduro was a real knuckle-buster. The Outlaws recycled some familiar ground from last year but threw in enough new stuff to keep everyone guessing. The killer hill just before mile 2.9—man, that thing straight knocked a bunch of riders out of the running. Later on, the same hill turned into a bottleneck of stalled bikes and flailing limbs. Further on in the loop, it was the same story. The big hill at mile 11.5 looked like a battlefield—ruts crisscrossed like spaghetti and rear tires dug trenches deep enough to bury a TTR 125.
And just to make it real old school, the riders had no programmed computers telling them how fast to go — they had to keep a close eye on their odometers versus their watches, bouncing up and down rocky hills and sandy gullies, all while trying to keep their head in the game. In the end, the cream rose to the top. Only 16 seconds separated the top four finishers. Thomas M was the man of the hour, racking up just 3 seconds of penalty. Brett R and Brent B were neck-and-neck, just one second apart in 2nd and 3rd.
Yellow Bars and Green Grit
The Amateurs and Senior Experts had a rougher ride. Ian M was the lone yellow bar to stay in his minute all day, but still racked up 65 ticks of penalty. The legend himself, Tim M—aka The GOAT—took the Senior Expert win despite being late to the first check and limping into the last. Most of the yellow bar crew were bleeding time in that final test.
In the green classes, Logan R—sandbagger supreme—smoked his old man Allen by over 10 minutes in the Novice class. Stephan B edged out Shawn H in a Super Senior slugfest, and Matthew R took the Novice X crown. Jay B claimed top Legend honors over Randy L, who was wringing out a vintage KTM older than half the riders on the course.
Desert Dust Settles, But the Legend Lives On
As the sun dipped behind the jagged ridgeline and the last of the two-strokes echoed into silence, the Outlaw crew packed up their camp—still perched on that lumpy patch of desert like it was sacred ground. Riders limped back to their rigs, some grinning, some grimacing, all with stories etched into their gear and dirt under their fingernails.
This wasn’t just another weekend ride. It was a throwback to the days when men and women rode by feel, not firmware. When the only thing keeping you on time was your gut and a ticking stopwatch. The Outlaws didn’t just host an event—they lit a fire under the soul of enduro, reminding us all why we fell in love with the sport in the first place.
So here’s to the bandits, the stopwatch superheroes, the sandbaggers, and the legends. Until next time, keep your throttle twisted, your pilot jets clean, and your heart full of desert sunsets.
October 18-19
13th Outlaw Enduro
Outaw Route Sheets and Roll Charts available below:
Route Sheet That you CAN Program (for AutoCal feature on the ICO)
Route Sheet That You CANNOT Program!
Roll Chart
Hosted by the Outlaw Crew
The Outlaws will be providing pulled pork sandwiches!!
You bring the sides, salads, and, most importantly, deserts!!
Rick and Maurice say we will be running this ‘Old School’ —
No programming of the actual Route Sheet into your ICOs.
You can program the generic Route Sheet to make the ICO AutoCal feature work.
If you would like to join us, send us an email at
TWMCSecretary@gmail.com
We look forward to seeing you!
We are currently putting together our 2026 schedule of events
These are tentative dates and locations
January 24-25 - Broken Resolutions Enduro - Hannah’s Hole
February 14-15 - Macho Man Enduro - Teagle Wash Road
March 7-8 - Eberzberg Rodeo Enduro - North Spangler
April 11-12 - Keg Run Enduro - Wagon Wheel
May 2-3 - Cinco de Moto Enduro - Sardinia Dry Lake
May 30-31 - Good, Bad, and Ugly Enduro - Cougar Buttes
September - TBA
October 17-18 - Outlaw Enduro - North Spangler
November 7-8 - Lazy Turkey Enduro - Searles Station
December 5-6 - Bad Santa Enduro - Hodge Road
If you have any questions or wish to join us,
Contact us at twmcsecretary@gmail.com